Splat!

Wow. Last post? 2009. I forgot I even had this thing. But here's the thing: I kind of want to be a writer. It's a secret desire that I've harbored for some time and have always pushed to the back of my head and hidden around a corner with what's left of my ambition to become both an astronaut and a firefighter. How does one become a writer? Well . . . . . . . . . You write. There's always been a mystique around writing, the same as being in a band or songwriting. It seems so difficult, so impossible, accessible only by a thin sliver of the population who are genetically gifted and have been doing it since they tumbled from their mothers' womb. But, just like those other two things: you just do it, and splat! there you are. I, therefore, am now A WRITER. Splat!